But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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