we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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