That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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