I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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