Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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