I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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