That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I lost the right to judge tonight
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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