She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
