69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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