fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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