hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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