I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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