I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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