No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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