Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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