My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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