too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you inspire me to be a worse person
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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