i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Can I color on your dick again?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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