I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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