Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Say something about gay babies.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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