Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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