Pants 0. Shit 1.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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