Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
