Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
being pregnant is like rehab
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize