I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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