Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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