Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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