That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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