Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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