It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Never underestimate the power of titties
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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