Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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