We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Randomize
