Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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