so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
