Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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