new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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