No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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