seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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