So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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