so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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