I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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