they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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