Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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