with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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