I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
