how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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