I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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