where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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