I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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