Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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