In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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