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• (516): View more from New York

  Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!

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• (818): View more from California

  All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him

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• (805): View more from California

  Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!

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• (716): View more from New York

  The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?

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